Goodbye to my beard?

I am willing to sacrifice my beard for the greater good.

My offer to you is that the person who donates the greatest amount towards drinking water for others via this page will earn the right to be the one who I will allow to take a pair of scissors to my big ol' "linux beard".

So if your name is Doug or you just want to see my beard but down to size this is your opportunity to do just that. Amounts are in dollars giving an advantage to Brits.

In order to claim you must be willing to travel to a location in London or Thanet (your choice) for the chopping off ceremony. You will be handed a sharp pair of scissors (so please be careful) and will get to remove my beard and make me look "normal".

Save my beard?

I'd rather keep my beard but it is for a good cause so please give generously if you wish to claim the honour of removing my beard.

Those (two or three) who love my beard you can also donate to save my beard (please put "Save the Beard" in your comment). Please give even more generously and show the beard haters whose boss (pretty please).

My big beard: Keep or kill? You get to choose.

So what are you waiting for?

Donate Now and choose my beard's fate